They're crawling in the mattress. You won't even know they're there until it's way too late. These creepy crawlers {are{ tough to get rid of|will keep coming back.
- Stay calm!
- Call an exterminator.
- {Bed bugs canwill run from you if you scream loud enough.
These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me
These those shitty bed bugs are making my life a living hell. I've tried everything! I've scrubbed this place like crazy, bought everykiller under the sun, andthey keep coming back.
- I wake up every night with these bites.
- rash everywhere, it's unbearable.
- I can'tsleep anymore.
I'm about to lose it. Someone save me!
Shit's Busted, I Have Bed Bugs
Dude, my existence just went rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling horrible feeling you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This awful and I don't know how to start. My apartment is overrun with these little bloodsuckers and they're making my skin crawl. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm on the verge of a breakdown. This is worse than that time I lost my dog. I just want these monsters gone!
Have these Damn Bed Bugs From My House
Listen up, folks, I've website got a serious problem. Those nasty bed bugs have decided my house is their dream vacation spot. I'm talking about bites everywhere, and the idea of them being hidden in my mattress gives me the chills.
They've tried just about every trick in the book, but these creatures are stubborn. I'm at my breaking point and I need to send them packing once and for all.
This is a total disaster, and I need some advice. If you have any tips on how to beat these bloodsuckers, please, share them with me!
Fucking Hell It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse
It's becoming a nightmare out there, folks. Those bloodsucking little critters are taking over. You can't even go to a hotel anymore. I've {seen bites on peoplethat are just plain creepy. It's enough to crawl into a bottle of whiskey. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'refacing our doom.
Get the Hell Outta Here: Bed Bugs
Damn these parasites, they're the worst. They just show up outta thin air and ruin your whole damn existence. You feel a bite with these little vampires of the night. And don't even get me started on the annoying itching. It's like they take pleasure in torturing you.
- You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to kill these little pieces of shit.
- The fight's never-ending
- You feel like you're going insane
Seriously, fuck bed bugs. They're a nightmare. You just want to scream and {give up|run away.